What a wild night of partying last night! It was awesome. First I beat the boys at Strip Poker and then after further enjoyable drinking, I got laid. Good times. I really got to relieve some frustration that had been building up if you know what I mean. I even used some moves I learned in the Captain’s porn collection and I must say that Garry and I thought up a few new ones too. Sure I had the walk of shame since I had to walk back to my quarters from Garry’s but what ya gonna do. I’ve sobered up, had some coffee, enjoyed some Eggs Bennedict, Bacon and Toast and now I’m totally ready to kick some ass and shoot things today.